Do you know who’s birthday is today?
Take a guess if you may.
A hint is, he rhymes in this way.
Here is a special ode just for today:
Dr. Sueuss Inspired- Ode to Plastic Surgery
My hips are big and breasts small like a fig.
I hide my large nose behind a wig.
My rear end is wide like an oil rig.
Oh, Dr. Salzhauer can you make my stumpy figure more like a twig?
My nip tuck is now finally complete.
And my body is looking pretty sweet.
Curves that are turning up the heat.
I must say your surgical skills cannot be beat.
Thank you, thank you for changing my life.
I am now feeling like quite the hot wife.
Mirrors no longer cause feelings of strife.
I am so glad I went under your surgical knife.
Michael A. Salzhauer, M.D, is a board-certified plastic surgeon with more than 10 years experience helping his patients achieve beautiful, natural-looking results.
Dr. Salzhauer's surgical skill and artistry attracts patients from across the nation and around the world
Do you know who's birthday is today?
Take a guess if you may.
A hint is, he rhymes in this way.
Here is a special ode just for today:
Dr. Sueuss Inspired- Ode to Plastic Surg
